1 banda bhagta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
salaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
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ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
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