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Why do women not have a penis ? ……… That comes together with the brains.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? … When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Why are men like snails? ….. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?