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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? …. Because he would be a woman then.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? … When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
Many of life”s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up
why do have men bandy legs? ……… all unimportant matters are between brackets
What do you prefer in the hereafter?………..Smoking or non-smoking area.