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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?