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When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)? . . . . . . . . . Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death…!
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?
How is an intelligent woman called? ………………….. A transvestite
Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.