You Are Here: Home » Puzzle sms » When you are not supposed to drive
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
Height of ambition . . . . . . . . . . . An ant climing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape
People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used. The confusion is in the World because People are being Used and Things r being Loved
Why does beer contain female hormones ? … When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.