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When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ….. Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? … He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? … When she feels something wet she turn on her back.