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When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ….. When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke
when is a man worth some money??…………….When he pushes a trolley
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? …. Because he would be a woman then.