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When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
It is white and it stands in the corner? ……. A punished fridge
Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?