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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? … When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
Why do women have legs ? …… Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life…
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.