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What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)? . . . . . . . . . Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death…!
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
Why are men like a toothbrush? …. They are useless without handle.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.