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What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ….. When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?