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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? …. To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!