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The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ….. They both get on the nerve.
When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
why do have men bandy legs? ……… all unimportant matters are between brackets
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?