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Since light travels faster than sound, isn”t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why is a false eye made of glass?…..To look through.
When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Why does beer contain female hormones ? … When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? … He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.