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Since light travels faster than sound, isn”t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
What do the military do in a civil war ?
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?