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If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?…You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
How is an intelligent woman called? ………………….. A transvestite
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
What do you prefer in the hereafter?………..Smoking or non-smoking area.