I’ve Started Keeping Two Lists

I’ve Started Keeping
Two Lists
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“T O – D O”
And
“T O O – L A T E” … =P =D

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When Men Say ‘LET’S FOCUS’

When Men Say ‘LET’S FOCUS’
In That Deep Voice … Time To Make
A Run For It … !!!
But
When Women Say ‘LETS DISCUSS’
In That Sweet Voice … Its Time To
Hit The Marathon !!! =D =D

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The First Rehab Center For Internet Addiction.

They Just Opened
The First Rehab Center For
Internet Addiction. . . !
As Soon As
I Find Their Online Class
Schedule,
I’m So Signing Up! … =P ;)

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I am An Exercise Conscious

I M An Exercise Conscious

I Exercise Everyday.
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I Do 1 Sit Up When I Get Out
Of My Bed In The Morning. . . =P =D

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The Elevator Button

Next Time Someone Presses
The Elevator Button You’ve
Already Pressed…
Act Totally Impressed
&
Tell Them :

“They Did It Way Better Than
You … !!” =P =D

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Kon Samjhe Ga Bhala Unn Machalty Aur Sulagty Ehsaaso’n Ko

Kon Samjhe Ga Bhala Unn Machalty Aur Sulagty Ehsaaso’n Ko

Jo Aksar Raato’n Ko Jazb Takiyo’n K Ghilaafo’n Mein Ho Jaty Hyn … !

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-Harsh Reality Of Our Society-

-Harsh Reality Of Our Society-

Naseehat Roz Bikti Hy Aqeedat Roz Bikti Hy

Tmhary Sheher Mein Logo’n Mohabbat Roz Bikti Hy

Ameer-e-Sheher K Darr Ka Abhi Mohtaj Hy MAZHAB

Abhi MULLA k Fatwo’n Mein Shariyat Roz Bikti Hy

Humary Khuun Ko Bhi Wo Baich Daale Ga

Khareedaro’n k Jhurmat Mein Adalat Roz Bikti Hy

Najane Kia Lutf Milta Hy Un Ko Roz Bikne Mein

Tawaif ki Terha Qayadat Roz Bikti Hy

Kabhi Masjid k Mimbar Pr Kabhi Hujrey Mein Chup Chup k

Mere Waa’ez k Lehje Mein Qayamat Roz Bikti Hy

Barii La’chaar Hyn Jabeenei’n Inn Ghareebo’n Ki

K Majbuuri Ki Mandii Mein Ibaadat Roz Bikti Hy… !

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Whats The Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & A 5 Rupee Coin.

Whats The Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & A 5 Rupee Coin.
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95 Rupees ! ;->
Moral: Itna Intelligent Ban’ne Ki Zarorat Nai Hy…!!! =P

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Anyone Having Less Than

Anyone Having Less
Than
32 GB iPod / 16 GB iPhone
Should Be Declared

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iPoor …. =P =D

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I Just Found 0ut There’s Nothing Wrong

BREAKING NEWS:

I Just Found 0ut
There’s Nothing Wrong
With ME,
It Is The WORLD
That Has Issues .. =P =D

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