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Daughter: This is
Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
Pather ki deewaar na toripyar bhara dil tor diaek rupee ki khatirtumne SMS karna chor dia FlaMeR
Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?” Husband: “Excellent idea” Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P ;->
3 FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant FlaMeR
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . . He Has Silver In His Hair Gold In His Teeth Stones In His Kidney Steel In His Knees Sugar In His Blood & Gas In His A** . . .
Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he Studnt mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..: