Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
Send This Sms To Mobile
Related SMS You Would Like To Read
Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou
Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya §Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
Man to Sexy Air hostess: “What”s your name?” Air
Man to Sexy Air hostess:“What”s your name?”Air hostess: “Benz, Sir”Man: “Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?”Air hostess: “Same price sir” ;->
Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
Boy wd his girlfrnd watching a Boxing match, In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round! Boy:Disgusting just ALL OVER in 1 min? Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K , Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein. Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola “Kia Khayal Hai Madam Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey”…
Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is
Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life” Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.