A man dies and goes to heaven.
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There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
Where is Zardari”s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan… =P ;->
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