Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No..
Boy desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey…
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya?
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