Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!
Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya…= p ;->
An old man tottered into a lawyer”s
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull
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Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
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Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata
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Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
“Dost ke piche mat
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