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Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo”n Main Jagat Hy
Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main
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WAPDA .. ;->
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8Father: So?Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.If she can”t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
If 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ? Scroll down for Answer The answer is 1 Remember the first line? 1=5 ? Don”t think too much, relax!!!
Define “GUTS”..?? Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say, “SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!”;-)
Husband1: Why Do U Take UrWife Only In Night Clubs? Husband2: Buddy, By The Time She Gets Ready Thr”s No Other Place Open!
Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge… =P Avoid It… ;->