Written In a RESTAURANT:
“All Our Waiters Are Married.
How To Take Orders_!i!”….;-)!
jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski
jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU GHU
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHUGHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TUJAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POONPOON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
Root of problem: The chinese name –
Root of problem: The chinese name – Annie Wan (Anyone) Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller: I”m Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie [...]
A woman met a man
Walking along the
A woman met a man Walking along the streets Wearing only one shoe. “Just Lost A Shoe?” She asked He answered: “Nope, Just Found One”