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WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .
MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
Once a Beautiful Woman was asked to describe Marriage… She said: “Sacrificing the Admiration of Many Men for the Criticism of One Man!” ;->
Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR; “BOLAY TO” Sali Ek dUM . . .!” 1 2 ka 4 1 2 ka 4
AgarKoiGaltiGhustakhiWagairaHoGaiHoTu Plz . . . . Mafi maang lo Me bht rhm dil hun..
Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work…!!!
Once a Lady was drinking COKE, MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out. Machar Says MAA! Lady asks why did u cal me MAA? Machar says” Main teri COKE se nika hoon”