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Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!Send This Sms To Mobile
FOUR Flowers Especially For U . .
FOUR Flowers Especially For U . . . –(
Man ask to GOD- whats love?
Man ask to GOD- whats love? God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower. Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best one. I went back but could [...]
My neighbor came rudely banging
My neighbor came rudely banging at my door at 2:30 am, Luckily for him I was up practicing on my new DRUMS!! =P =D
Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko
Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai, a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai, na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,sandal kha k b kehta hoon “Episode Jaari hai”
How do you stop acid indigestion.
Brilliant answers given by students: Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..? A. His last one..!! …Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..? A. Stop drinkin acid..!! Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..? A. At the bottom of the page.!! Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..?