Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi..
Pakitan Means In 2008 P = Petrol 68.89
Pakitan Means In 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr A = Aata 26 Rs Kg K = Khud Kash hamle I = Ilm Ki Kami S = Sarko”n Pe Paani T = Traffic Jamm A = Awaam Helpless N = No Electricity :-
Fizao me tum ho hawayo Main tum
Fizao me tum ho hawayo Main tum ho Dhoop main tum ho .. chahyoo main tum hoo . Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi theikana nahi hota
Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa? Beta: bus pehla
Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!Baap: acha! aur baqi?Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe!Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan
Motivational Thought In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world”s richest man) In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank This shows that nothing is impossible Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me But in 2020, I”m planning to… . . . . . . . . Apply 4 loan again.
After a quarrel, a husband said to
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn”t notice.”