WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”"
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!
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