Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..
Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun… =P ;->
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