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Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
An argument between a couple Husband: Don”t let the animal in me …come out … ! Wife: Huh ! Who”s scared of a MOUSE … ;->
From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ?? From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz
If U Dont Sms Me..God Will Give ULalu”s English,Mayavati”s FACE,Jayalitha”s BODY,Abdul Kalam”s HAIRSTYLE,NAtal Bihari”s WALKING STYLE…So B” Carful
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.2nd Friend: Really?1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le, wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga: Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.