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why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair….?
bcoz she wanted to rock and roll…!
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:“Wife Wanted”.The next day he received a 100 letters.They all said the same thing:“You Can Have Mine.” ;->
Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn. Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr. Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta. B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da? Teray kam E Nai Mukday… =P ;->
Breaking News: Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that: Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
2008 ….. Good Morning ! (bina bijli k) Have A Nice Day (bina bijli k)….. . . . . . . Stay Happy (bina bijli k) ….=P;->
Businessman explainingthe reason for having 2wives “monopoly is alwaysdamaging and competition improvesservice”.:->