Who Ever Invented The
“Copy And Paste”
Has Saved Many Hours
0f 0ur Life . . . ! =P
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ? Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs. Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ??? Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi … ;->
1 man goes to coffee shop, orders
1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee.. Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some ishara. & after some time brings the bill. Man asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the bill.? Waiter replies, “Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai”…
Yaad Rakho: TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin
Yaad Rakho:TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai.. . Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko “QATAL” Karwa do.. ( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )Book:Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta
Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?………Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai….Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.
A Piece Of Advice
For You …
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You … !! Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey … ;->