What has four wheels and flies?
A Garbage Truck
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy, Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy, Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko, Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ? bcoz there it was written “Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
A Memon saves life of an Arab
A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.Arab reward him MercedezFew days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donatesagain.Arab sent him “Till ke laddoo”Memon asked why not new Mercedez?Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai “……… ;->
A Man Goes For Fishing,& Catches A Big
A Man Goes For Fishing,& Catches A Big Fish.. He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish.. Wife says: “How To Cook,There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat”. Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water… Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts: “Geo Musharaf”;->
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;-> If u want to gain knowledge, add something everyday 2 ur mind. But if u want to gain wisdom, remove something everyday from ur mind.