What do you call a soldier”s wife climbing the stairs??
“Chadti Jawani” !!!Send This Sms To Mobile
Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,
Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar, Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,, Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
Sorry to disturb u but i got
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy”S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor……..
A world-wide UN survey was conducted. The question
A world-wide UN survey was conducted.The question was:Wud u plz give ur honestopinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did notknow what “food” was,in China they did not know what ”opinion” was,in Europe they did not know what “shortage” was,Pakis did”nt know what “honest” [...]
A NICE THOUGHT:
Don”t b Sad When You
A NICE THOUGHT: Don”t b Sad When You See Ur ex-bf/gf Flirting With Sum1 Else.. Come On Yaar, Learn To Donate Ur Old & Useless Toys To Poor Kids.
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun.. Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main.. tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu.. tumhare abba [...]