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Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped
like gun into her back
“You”re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.”

Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

are your legs tired?
girl: Why ?
because you have been running through my mind all day!

“I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

Can you give me directions to your heart? I”ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc
She would say,”What are doing”
respond,”Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”

Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.
“I was just showing this flower how beautiful u r.”

Did you know they changed the alphabet?
They put U and I together.

Are you lost?
“cause it”s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

What”s that in your eye? Oh…it”s a sparkle.
Do you have a map?
I just got lost in your eyes.

If I had eleven roses and you, I”d have a dozen.

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