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HAMMAD: Take This
Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.
HAMMAD: Take This Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card
HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot……………….. . . . . . . . . . . Example…………………. U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin…….. ;->
Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala…….
Bin Laden”s son was studying in an American school.Teacher askd him: “I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?”He answered:..”Kill One Child!”.. ;->
Doctor: Tell Me How Many Fingers Do U See? Patient: 13. Doctor: I Don”t Understand Whether Ur Eyes R Weak Or Ur Maths?
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..