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Child 2 d Sales Girl in a
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop: Miss, will u marry me when I grow up. Girl smiled & said: Yes Child: Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
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President of Pakistan ka
” Breaking News ” President of Pakistan ka Plane Crash. President Samait 18 Afraad Jaanbahaq. Pooray Pakistan Mai 10 Roza Sog Ka Elaan. Dawn News. 18 Aug 1988 Gen. Zia-ul-Haq. Hamari Aisi Qismat Kahan. Lekin Phir Bhi PAIWASTA REH SHAJAR SE UMEED-E-BAHAR RAKH.
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says,
Two factory workers are talking.The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”The man replies, “And how would you do that?”The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”The woman replies, “I”m a light bulb.”The boss then [...]
A successful man is one who makes
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
wht did the kangaroo say when she
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? …….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya