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U Stole my Memories I Excused u
U Stole My heart I Excused u!
U Stole My Smile I excused u!
But dis is too much
Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro
JuDGE: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ? lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai
A prisoner was about to be executed. Just before his execution the officer asked him about his any last request he said I want to update my facebook status:D
~ A d v i c e ~ ” The Way To Become Famous Fast Is To Throw A Brick At Someone Who Is Famous … ” ;->
Aik tah billa Bas aik he tah or nahi “hai”
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.