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U get RICH Naturally as U grow old:
Silver in ur hair
Gold in ur teeth,
Sugar in ur blood,
Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS.. ;->
Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,Kutta mar gaya razai main,Main Paagal hun teri judai main.Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.
Shahrukh Khan….Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om Kyuki Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.
Amazin’ Lines Of Attitude- “Yes, I Hav Made “MISTAKES”, Bcos My Life Did Not Come With An INSTRUCTION MANUAL-!”
One Manb read a Board “likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot.” Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes, “Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot”
Why Is There An “EJECT” Button 0n The Dvd Remote? I Still Have To Get Up And Take The Disc 0ut… It’s Like Having A Remote To 0pen The Fridge…!!