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Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing “zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma”!
Jab Dushman Tumhain DhutkaR De Aur DhakkEy De kR Ghar se Nikal De t0u Tum Haar Na man0 Balkey Balkey UsKi BACHI Phansa kR Badla Lo…! – Waliam MaliK ;->
In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to …….. guess wot guyz…. …….. KAMEENA..:))
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai. Sardar: Q? Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main Jaag Raha Hun.
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Height of satte bazi… GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee