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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
2 Married Men Talking-10yrs Ago,Whenever I Returned Home,My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing. Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. *A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn”t need.*
Definition Of A Professor … !!! A Professor Is One Who Talks In Someone Else”s Sleep … ;->
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma”m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Lady 2 Another: Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye….??? 2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye….. ;->