There are 3 Types of Men:
1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.
2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.
3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!
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