There are 3 kind of Men..
Do u know…?
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.
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They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most… ;->
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