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r like the rays
“The powers of mind
r like the rays of d sun dissipated.
When they r concentrated,
Moral: dont concentrate too much,
it wil burn ur books
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey? Boy! Very Simple..Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..Asif Zardari, Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What?Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where?Sharef : On my cheeks.
Dentist”s Advice on Secret of Good Health: Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend. Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
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