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The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that”s exactly what he asked me about you!
Dear CM PUNJAB, . . . . . . . . . . . . Dengue Virus Is Still Here, So “More Holidays” Please =D
Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don”t you use a mouth wash ?”
Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia Socha tha k shayad salary barh jaeygi Salary to barhi nahe “GHANTA” barha dia ;->
New dialogue from Tamil movie ” I will hit you so hard even google will not be able to find you”