Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
A man was asked 2 explain dis
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying: Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes. Man said: My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki
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agar zardari president ban gya to kya
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga? hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
A Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name Wud Rply-”I”m Mr. David”s Daughter” Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong. She Must Say-”I”m Jenifer David” The Vicar Spoke 2 Her In Sunday School & Said-”Aren”t U Mr. David”s Daughter ?” Wid Her Mom Standing Just Away, She Rplied “I Thought I Was But Mom Says I”m [...]
Height Of Stupidity “ Munnabhai: Ae circuit
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