Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Teacher: Woh kese?
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
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