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Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
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Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai..
A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR, Jan! Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k i”m already married Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror…. 2. Take mirror and just drop it…. 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .
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8. What is height of Suicide? A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.