Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With “I”
Student: I Is. . . .
Teacher: No, Always Say, “I Am”
Student: All Right,
“I Am The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabets.
Hmesha Efficiency Nahi Jharni Chahye, Kabi Kabi Students Ki B Sun Leni Chahye;)
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