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Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.
Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai.. Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..
True Love is like a pillow.U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.Want True Love?Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
Wife saw sign board. Banarasi saree 10 Rs.Nylon saree 8/- Cotton saree 5/-Wife:give me 500 Rs.I”ll buy50 sarees.Hsbnd=Andhi, istri ki dukan hai
No Visits No Calls No SMS No Missed Calls I”m worried kya hoa Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?
Biggest Mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulas made, But stil… X is unknown!!!