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Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?
Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!
Most promising line by a Boy friend: “I will love you until . . . . Pakistan wins football Worldcup”
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain. Mom: Woh Kese? Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain. Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain.
The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That . . . . He Is Often Wrong But Seldom In Doubt … ;->
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion”s cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn”t say he got out.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure!!