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Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks!
Teacher to Sardar:”Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.” Sardar:”If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
Newton”s law of load shedding: “The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the temperature of atmosphere, provided that the role of WAPDA remains constant”.
3 Jaga Mout Nahi Aati. 1- Jannat Me 2- Jahannum Me Or 3- Mujhe Msg Karne Main… =P Try Kr K Dekh Lo… ;->
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? Guess Karo Ez Hai Nahi Pata It’s A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
I heard that good looks can kill?….So, please don?t look at me….I don?t wanna see you die.!!!