Teacher: “George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther”s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn”t Punish Him ? ? ?
Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed
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