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Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.
I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school.
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : “Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife” Officer: “Did She Die . . .? ? ?” Guy : “No, She Is Running After Me” ;->
Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, “Aalim Saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan”
I Looked 4 U Up Down Left Right Here There Everywhere just 2 sprAy MORTEIN…. ;->
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki Car k Peeche Likha Tha: . . . . Daaru Piyo Tay Insaan Bano Roti To Kuttay Bhi Kha Lete Hain.
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